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Each holiday season practically demands that we fill our stockings with candy. With teeny-tiny beauty products. With trinkets that are fun, cute, and occasionally useful — but rarely worth coveting. What if — and hear me out on this one — we disregarded this age-old advice and went all in on sex toy stocking stuffers instead?
Now, I’m not suggesting that you stick a full-blown rabbit vibrator into your (or your partner’s!) stocking, or that you load up on the largest dildos you can find. (Though if you feel compelled to do this, by all means!) I’m merely pointing out that a lot of sex toys are conveniently stocking-sized — hell, some are pocket-sized. These toys could easily be concealed in a standard stocking. In fact, you could probably stuff a few in there.
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Rest assured that virtually every sex toy on the market is available in a stocking-friendly variation. Want a miniature rabbit vibrator? You got it. Want a smaller take on the classic wand? Taken care of. Want a new clitoral vibrator, or a bullet vibrator, or one of those penetrative vibes that comes with a remote control? All of these (and more) are available in an appropriate size — and at a generally affordable price point, too. Just remember to gift them to your loved ones that really want them (and won’t feel awkward opening them), like partners and friends instead of, you know, parents-in-law.
All that said, why should you limit yourself to nail polishes in shades you’ll never wear? Or candy you don’t really want to eat? Or picture frames that are too damn tiny to shove actual photos into anyway? There are too many fun-sized sex toys in this world for you to continue settling on these unnecessary baubles. You don’t have to forgo them entirely; treat yourself to the teeny-weeny stuff you actually want. Then, treat yourself to the teeny-weeny sex toys you actually want, too. And don’t hesitate to click that buy button, because many of these toys are still on sale for Cyber Monday!
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A version of this story was published December 2019.
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Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Bullet
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Bullet from Adam & Eve is one of the best discreet gifts that keeps on giving. The slim, copper design feels smooth against your skin when you reach for it. What do you love about this gift? You can slide it inside or “point its tapered tip anywhere to target your hot spots with 10 functions of vibration, pulsation, and patterns,” the brand says.
Shop other Adam & Eve stocking stuffers under $25.
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Bullet$7 (was $15)
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Fin Finger Vibe
Image Credit: Image: Babeland. Finger vibes weren’t designed with stocking stuffing in mind, but given their universal small size, they might as well have been. In addition to being veritably stocking-friendly, the Fin Finger Vibe is perfect for beginners. Simply slip it onto your finger, and let the fun begin.
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All Good Puff Gift Set
Image Credit: Unbound Why stop at one tiny stocking stuffer when you can grab four! Unbound’s All Good Puff gift set features their Puff vibe (a personal favorite) along with a set of their beginner-friendly handcuffs (cuffies!), their sweet water-based lubricant, and their out-of-this-world internal toy Stellar — all for under $100 right now while on sale!
Unbound All Good Puff Gift Set$98 (was $123)
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LELO Sila
Image Credit: LELO LELO’s scream-inducing sonic toy is one we’ve raved about here before. You’ll love its pint-sized package and all the sensations it brings you, plus it’s really cute and discreet as heck.
LELO SILA Sonic Massager$127 $169.00 25% Off
on Amazon.com
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Crave Vesper
Image Credit: Crave This nipple vibrator doubles as an incredibly chic necklace, making it one of the most versatile toys on the market. Available with silver or rose gold accents, the Vesper will fit seamlessly into anyone’s wardrobe (and into anyone’s sex toy repertoire, too).
Crave Vesper$69
on Amazon.com
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Unbound Puff
Image Credit: Unbound While featured in the gift set a few slides back, I felt like Puff also deserves a separate shout-out. One of the cutest suction vibes on the market, Puff is a mighty powerful clitoral stimulator (but also can work on nipples for some added fun). It’s whisper quiet, discreet and offers a sweet long battery life to keep you entertained all night long. PS: It’s on sale for 40 percent off right now!
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Sqweel Go Oral Sex Simulator
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney. This pocket-sized clitoral stimulator is favorite for good reason. The Sqweel’s rotating wheel of “silicone tongues” is said to mimic oral sex. Pop it in a loved one’s stocking, or gift it to yourself. With a toy this popular, it’s hard to go wrong.
Sqweel Go Oral Sex Simulator$50
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Happy Rabbit Cock Ring
Image Credit: Image: Babeland. If you’re looking for a toy that will delight you and your favorite penis-having person in equal measure, you’ve found it with the Happy Rabbit Cock Ring. The rabbit-shaped attachment will stimulate you while the double ring stimulates your partner. It’s kind of like giving your partner AND yourself a gift at the same time, and TBH, what could be better?
Happy Rabbit Cock Ring$69
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BASICS Spiral Butt Plug
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney. If you and your partner have expressed interest in anal play, why not explore the gift of sexual experimentation this holiday season? Small enough to tuck away in your stocking (and honestly, pretty enough to display on your nightstand), the BASICS Spiral Butt Plug is a beginner-friendly toy worth adding to your collection — and now’s the perfect time to do it.
BASICS Spiral Butt Plug$15
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Dame Eva
Image Credit: Image: Babeland. Dame Eva is much-beloved in the sex toy industry. Designed for women by women, the Eva is small enough to discreetly slip over the clitoris during intercourse. (Needless to say, it’s small enough to discreetly slip into a stocking, too.) You can also get this one 30 percent off if you buy now — it’s usually $140!
Dame Eva$98 $139.99 30% Off
on Amazon.com
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Lovehoney Colorplay Color-Changing Silicone Cock Ring Set
Image Credit: Lovehoney This set of cock rings comes with three different-sized accessories that can fit along the shaft at different points to provide the perfect amount of pressure. Bonus: as your sexy time heats up, the rings change colors like mood rings!
Lovehoney Colorplay Color-Changing Silicone Cock Ring Set$19
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Lovehoney Bed Ring Double Cock Ring
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney. Where many cock rings come with bulky attachments, the Lovehoney Bed Ring keeps things sleek and subtle (without sacrificing any of the pleasure). Slip it into your loved one’s stocking or slide it into your own—it’s a gift for both of you.
Lovehoney Bed Ring Double Cock Ring$50
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Womanizer Liberty Clitoral Stimulator
Image Credit: Womanizer Womanizer makes some of the most widely adored toys in the sex toy industry. The Pleasure Air Technology in its popular Liberty Clitoral Stimulator takes things a step beyond standard vibration and suction, simulating oral sex through pulsating air, instead. This smaller variation is particularly discreet—and stocking-friendly.
Womanizer Liberty Clitoral Stimulator$79 $99.00 20% Off
on Amazon.com
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We-Vibe Jive
Image Credit: Image: Babeland. In addition to boasting rumbling vibrations and a flexible tail, the We-Vibe Jive offers a high-tech spin on sex. Connect your Jive to the We-Vibe app to enable remote-controlled play. (And don’t fret — if the high-tech thing isn’t for you, you can use the toy as a standard vibrator. No app required!)
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Happy Rabbit Mini Ears Clitoral Vibrator
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney. Rabbit vibrators deliver dynamic stimulation better than just about any other genre of sex toy. And while many of them are far too large to be considered stocking-friendly, this smaller variation from Lovehoney is the perfect size to tuck away in a stocking.
Happy Rabbit Mini Ears Clitoral Vibrator$